'so there i was doing my duty as a library volenteer and all of a sudden this short kinda stubby lady came my way..now immediately my 'WEIRDOWEIRDO alarm' went off and i was prepared&armed..
lady: "wow!!!!! what part of Egypt are you from"? (staring at me like she was seeing the return of Jesus)
ME: "oh,No haha Noo im not from egypt, tho alot of people say i kind of loo.."
lady: "no seriously, im being serious here...what part are you from i was actually jusssssst there"
Me: "haha Yess im being serious too i'm really not from egypt..but dont worry your not the only one that has thought tha...
Lady: "Ugh.(rolls her kneck) i do not know why YOU people always try and pretend like you NEVER came from the desert... we all know your people bombed our nation! NOW come on we have a BLACK man in office..so you would think there would be no more shame" (rolls eyes)
Me:YOU people?(was about to start talking smack but stopped) "ummm...(looking around now for a way out) im really really not from egypt, im an american..actually my mom is native ame...
Lady: "look this is just sooo ridiculous. how you all think you really have to hide who you are...we are all created equal theres no reason you need to feel shame...
Me: "But you just sai.."
lady: "yea yea thats what they all say..walking away with her RIDICULOUSLY long kneck turned towards me "one day you cowards are gonna rule the United States..all you islamic murderers are going to TAKE OVER..so MIGHT AS WELL JUST BE PROUD...
YESS..THIS really happened!!!!!! annd she eyed me the whole rest of the time i was there like i was gonna bomb her or something... eeeek. I tell you i was born in the wrong hospital at the wrong time.! oh and get this!!!! I just found out that the Doctor who delivered me...ready? IS RUNNING FROM THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!! yaaa...that explains it! haha! wow
oOoOh.. What i what have done to see something fall on that 4 foot 11 inches of FAT.
..Lord forgive me (:
anyways that was my crazzy sighting of weirdos for the week(well at least worth writing about)!!
NEWS FLASHH: HENRY THE GUY WHO SANG AT SOUPLANTATION HE IS HERER!!!!!!!!!
yesssss!!! he is cureently sitting next to mee..
...anywaays...heres some pics of me & sheii! (: ENJOYY!


YeeeYahh! (: that' s about it...Lovyaaa ! besos! <3>


5 comments:
WOW wierd people only u meet :P
hahahahaha!!! ;p i woulda loved to be there watchin u 2 :D hahaha....i woulda been laughin ma head off!
i <3 weird ppl! they make my dat :p
dude you do look egyptian
Henry!!! did you get his autograph?
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